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This Breaks Hearts
please note: the following "game" is completely satirical
Contestant #1
This newspaper site is known for its incredibly biased posts, as well as its knack for putting up typos and misinformation in its most comon posts.
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How Could You?
"Actions Have Consequences"
- Isaac Newton (...sort of).
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Resume Your Betrayal- Isaac Newton (...sort of).
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Contestant #2
This brand-new site possesses humor, unique analysis, love for literature, and a literary and philosophical twist on looking at the world; perfect for casual scrolling or research. It's also (unbiased) one of the best literary websites.
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It's not even a question
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It's not even a question
Here's A Winner!
Of course it's The Boston Hound; we're not going to advertise much else.
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